Gabrielle Richens
Nude

British/Australian model, actress, and TV personality Gabrielle Richens is our kind of girl. Born to parents of South African, Indian, British, and Chinese heritage, Gabrielle’s gene pool is an em-bare-ass-ment of riches (as her round rump attests), endowing her with a bronze complexion, almond-shaped eyes, grapefruit-sized knockers, and a pair of long legs leading up to one righteous rump. Nicknamed “the pleasure machine” thanks to an airline commercial she once appeared in, Gabrielle’s undeniable sex appeal almost ruined the career of her ex-boyfriend, Australian rugby star Solomon Haumono, who broke his contract with the Canterbury Bulldogs by following that piece of tail to the UK. In the wake of this scandal (which ended up having to do more with the team’s contract than Miss Richens) Gabrielle took the opportunity to explain what motivated Haumono’s actions by displaying her chest torpedoes and magnificent seat meat in the Aussie men’s magazines Black+White and Playboy. Her vibrant visage has appeared on a number of Australian TV shows as well, including Dancing with the Stars and Celebrity Survivor and has made appearances on U.S. television in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and How I Met Your Mother. In 2007 Gabrielle unleashed her bronze bombs and her booteus maximus in the slasher flick Hack! Add a “w” to the title and you’ll get the word for what you’ll be doing when Ms. Richens shows boobs and butt getting bare and bubbly in the bath, flashing her rack at a bonfire and having sex with a lucky dude whose luck runs out when some psycho kills him with a chainsaw. Gabrielle’s last bit of acting came in 2011’s Big Fat Gypsy Gangster but these days Gabrielle lives in London and is a skincare guru who has devoted her life to developing additive free skin products. Makes sense. We’ve applied a lot of lotion thinking about the riches of Gabrielle Richens!